I Have A Little Mushroom

I Have A Little Mushroom

I have a little mushroom.

He is about five inches tall.

He is living in my flower bed

With his funky see thru bottom

And his queer deep red head.

I have a little mushroom.

I do not know his name.

I do know he grows very fast.

I wonder if he is poisonous.

Others like him I killed in the past.

I have a little mushroom.

He is as strange as strange can be.

I do not know what to do.

The rabbits won't even touch him

So what am I suppose to do.

I have a little mushroom.

Here is his little mug shot.

Take a look at his scarlet face

Please, can you identify him?

Help me put him in his place.

I have a little mushroom.

I still don't know his name.

But Ohio Fishing Guy took a look

And gave me some good advice.

If rabbits won't eat, he's a fluke.

I have a little mushroom.

That Abe Lincoln couldn't identify.

Same for Wanda who hopped right over.

I can't add him to Patty's soup.

I'll leave him standing in the clover.

Click on photo to see the well lit rear end on this guy.