In the Disney Store Grandpa and Mommy put me in a pirate costume to see if I would make a good little pirate for Halloween. I threw a fit! No! No! No! I threw such a fit that they never did get the black pirate pants on me to go with my red velvet coat and white ruffly shirt. Get me out of this outfit! I don't want to be Johnny Depp. I want to go home.
I want to go home. I want my Daddy. I know he wouldn't make me become a pirate. After all he has already made me a Red Sox fan.
Joann: A man of conviction, get me out of this girly costume.
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