Yogi: "It ain't over till it's over".
Joann: "We still have three weeks of summer left."
On Political Conventions This Year
Yogi: "It's like deja vu, all over again."
Joann: "Same talk, same analysis, same protests."
On Media Coverage of Conventions
Yogi: "It was impossible to get a conversation going,
everybody was talking too much."
Joann: "How long can you listen to them?"
November 4, 2008 Election Day
Yogi: "It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it."
Joann: "Michaels has Halloween decor, so the election must be near."
Political Persuasions
Yogi: "In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice there is."
Joann: "Emotions trump reasoning."
Who Will You Vote For?
Yogi: "I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
Joann: "My answer is don't ask, don't tell."
On Political Speeches
Yogi: " Half the lies they tell me aren't true."
Joann: "Half the statements said are twisted."
Each Party's Presidential Candidate
Yogi: "He hits from both sides of the plate. He is amphibious."
Joann: "He really expresses himself. What did he just say? "
Politics and the Economy
Yogi: "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
Joann: "A ten dollar bill ain't worth a dime anymore."
Exercising Your Right to Vote
Yogi: "If people don't want to come out to the ballpark,
nobody's gonna stop 'em."
Joann: "If people don't want to come out to the polling booth,
nobody's gonna stop 'em."
Ralph Nader and Ron Paul and Other Also Rans
Yogi: "Slump? I ain't in no slump....I just ain't hitting."
Joann: "Slump? I ain't in no slump...I just ain't winning."
Winning in 2008
Yogi: "You wouldn't have won, if we had beaten you."
Joann: "Can't top this, so I will say it too. You wouldn't have won, if we had beaten you."