Saturday, November 22, 2008
Saturday Soup With Tidbits Of This And That
Thursday, November 20, 2008
I Really Miss Sarah Palin
The season that has the most emotion to even the word. Ok, close your eyes and say the word Winter. What sends your heart racing? The thought of watching it snow and seeing the world turned into a holy wonderland of white. Or does complete fear grip your heart when you think of winter driving, winter snow shoveling, and winter heating bills!
During the summer I spend so much time outside that I forget what my house even looks like. Oh, hello chair, I haven't sat in you for ages and ages. You are looking mighty good today. And that cozy wrap there looks good too. I think I might just sit down, wrap that wrap around myself and pick up one of those books that I have been meaning to read this fall. I have them stacked up two feet deep.
But then when I stop a moment to get a fresh cup of coffee I will think of Sarah Palin. What are you doing today? You looked so cute sitting on the arm of my patio glider with your little mouth full of birdseed and/or clematis seed. I think you still could have a career in politics or become an Olympic gymnist. You would be terrific on the balance beam. Please click on Sarah's photos to see her beautiful little cheeks full of clematis seeds while she is chewing away with her little paws close to her mouth. How adorable you look. I can see why people are enchanted with you. I admit that I am fascinated by you too.
Why did you run away from my garden limelight? You say you need to get back up north for the moose hunt? Ok, but do be careful. When the moose chile is ready give me a call. I'm in the book.
Today's blog is dedicated to my two little summer garden buddies Sarah Palin chipmunk and little Sunny chipmunk. If you haven't heard my other Sarah Palin story roll back to November 11'th blog post. Now back to the chair, the wrap and my good book.
Sarah Palin: Please, may I speak now, Joann. I realize that you are Joann from Ohio and not Joe the Plummer from the Ohio and that you didn't vote for me but I do have something to say to you. I will be back. But right now I have my paws full. In each little paw I have a brand new baby chipmunk and three more are nearby waiting for some attention. By the way, the chipmunk nursery is right by your outside celler steps and your breakfast room window so I would appreciate it if you would keep the music playing on low.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
The Sarah Palin Problem
I looked out the window one morning and I saw that Sarah Palin had climbed the pole and was helping herself to some birdseed on the outside ledge of the bird feeder. She was eating and eating and getting nearer and nearer the open holes. The next thing I knew she was creeping into the hole and popping up on the inside looking out at the world. Oh, no, those sunflower seeds must really be tasty I thought to myself. Either that or else she is planning a seed heist and planning to plant the seeds somewhere in my garden. At any rate, I kept watching while I was having my morning coffee to see exactly how she was going to get out of this bird feeder. Well, she tried and tried but she couldn't quite get her little head back thru the holes no matter how hard she endeavored to do so.
What do you do when you see a chipmunk stuck in a bird feeder? Call the Orkin Man? No, No! You call the fairy godmother, Jack, to go rescue her.
And that's what I did and that's what Jack did. Sarah Palin was freed and she ran off fast without even a thank you or a wink! You betcha, this is a true funny critter tale.
News Flash: If you want a really good story with belly laugh moments go down my blog list and click on Twobytwobytwo, home of the lady with not one, not two but three sets of twins! Heaven help Cindy! She has written the funniest story about her one daughter.