I looked out the window one morning and I saw that Sarah Palin had climbed the pole and was helping herself to some birdseed on the outside ledge of the bird feeder. She was eating and eating and getting nearer and nearer the open holes. The next thing I knew she was creeping into the hole and popping up on the inside looking out at the world. Oh, no, those sunflower seeds must really be tasty I thought to myself. Either that or else she is planning a seed heist and planning to plant the seeds somewhere in my garden. At any rate, I kept watching while I was having my morning coffee to see exactly how she was going to get out of this bird feeder. Well, she tried and tried but she couldn't quite get her little head back thru the holes no matter how hard she endeavored to do so.
What do you do when you see a chipmunk stuck in a bird feeder? Call the Orkin Man? No, No! You call the fairy godmother, Jack, to go rescue her.
And that's what I did and that's what Jack did. Sarah Palin was freed and she ran off fast without even a thank you or a wink! You betcha, this is a true funny critter tale.
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6 comments:
Now that tale is full of Alaskan wind song you betcha! (wink!)
It cracks me up that you named your chipmunk Sarah Palin!
Thanks for the comment on my blog :)
I will see you this Friday. I am guessing we'll all come in stopped over, toting those heavy tomes!
Stooped!! Whoops :)
I had to name her Sarah Palin because she was hanging out in my yard with that other chipmunk named Sunny who must be John McCain from the sunny state of Arizona.
Well that is a good one. I laughed about it too.
I will be publishing a story tomorrow that will knock your socks off but then on Friday it will be the wildest cakes you are laid your eyes on. Honest to Pete. You need to tell you friends. Those pictures made that issue of my Draw magazine the most read issue we ever published.
Joann: I love the story and also the parody of someone who went in too far. She didn't help McCaine and now she is picking on the press. I'm sure there is no way she will ever be president of this nation. If she does I hope Jack will help her out of the mess.
Looks like your Sarah didn't know when to quit either.
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