Monday, August 4, 2008

I Have A Little Mushroom


I Have A Little Mushroom
I have a little mushroom.
He is about five inches tall.
He is living in my flower bed
With his funky see thru bottom
And his queer deep red head.
I have a little mushroom.
I do not know his name.
I do know he grows very fast.
I wonder if he is poisonous.
Others like him I killed in the past.
I have a little mushroom.
He is as strange as strange can be.
I do not know what to do.
The rabbits won't even touch him
So what am I suppose to do.
I have a little mushroom.
Here is his little mug shot.
Take a look at his scarlet face
Please, can you identify him?
Help me put him in his place.
I have a little mushroom.
I still don't know his name.
But Ohio Fishing Guy took a look
And gave me some good advice.
If rabbits won't eat, he's a fluke.
I have a little mushroom.
That Abe Lincoln couldn't identify.
Same for Wanda who hopped right over.
I can't add him to Patty's soup.
I'll leave him standing in the clover.
Click on photo to see the well lit rear end on this guy.

6 comments:

fishing guy said...

J&J:
If the rabbit won't touch them
then neither should you.

Abraham Lincoln said...

I wouldn't touch them especially to eat.

Wanda said...

Nice Picture, nice poem, not so nice in the soup!!

LOL:)

Abraham Lincoln said...

Nope. I am speechless. Never saw anything quite like this. Thanks for putting me in your poem.

fishing guy said...

Abe: Also thanks from me for the add-on. It was a fun photo and a funny fungi.

Wanda said...

The add-on was so cute...thanks for putting me in your poem.

LOL:)